Wek.


potatoes.
{★}

caitluffs:

applethefruit:

crrocs:

how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all

you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you

one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn’t get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died

(via doughnot)

rhazade-waterbender:

patrickandmarcus:

this is riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma

How, exactly, did this scenario even happen?
221b-bagend-street-badwolf:

only-slightly-insane:

yourfavoriteantihero:

we-who-swear-in-the-angels-name:

amosanguis:

andrysb24:

spooky-tomanii:

I’M 600% DONE.

OMFG I nearly spit Coke on my students taking a practice test

Forever reblog.

I’m sorry I have to reblog this simply because there are teachers who are on tumblr, the fandom part of tumblr, during class. You’re f***ing awesome.

MY REAL OTP

I nearly spit Coke on my students
you are my hero, random fandom teacher

RANDOM FANDOM TEACHER

tearingdownthestreams:

supernatural-mishamigo:

portentouscatastrophe:

jpgay:

jpgay:

when u get to sit next to ur friend in class 

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HEY THIS WAS ORIGINALLY A DORA GIF WHO CHANGED IT TO OBAMA WITH A DUCK

THAT IS NOT OBAMA WITH A DUCK

EVERYTIME I SEE THIS THERE IS A NEW GIF AND I HAVE TO REBLOG IT

Condoms. Dancing condoms

(via useless-paperclipp)

flagg0t:

If someone tells you to listen to a song, listen to it.  It may be the worst song you have ever heard but they wanted to share it with you.  That is really special.  If it makes them feel a certain way and they are so adamant about you hearing it, take 5 minutes to hear it.  It shows a lot about someone.  

(via useless-paperclipp)

 Anonymous whispered: wtf did u sya abut me? ill hav u no dat greatest navy of seals n many kills confirmed witt gorrilas, u gonnt get rekted kid

come at me bro

sweet-tea-in-the-tardis:

amijusttumblinalone:

candyredterezi:

kitten-burrito:

How do you know?  Did you actually offer it some?



Man, some people aren’t fit to own Wiis.

I guess you could say they aren’t.. wii fit.

did you just

Sit the fuck down.

hokeyfright:

YOU CAN NEVER SAVE YOUR GAME TOO MANY TIMES. ALWAYS BE SURE TO SAVE YOUR GAME OFTEN. SAVE YOUR GAME BEFORE DOING ANYTHING IMPORTANT. SAVE YOUR GAME AGAIN. THEN SAVE YOUR GAME.

(via doughnot)

cloppinq:

water is fucked up because you need it to live and then it drowns you just because it can

(Source: hamfucker39, via perks-of-being-chinese)

pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

(via krastykrub)

the-sexylosers-club:

mcpeace323:

Stretch marks? 

You mean sick ass lightning tattoos 

Best description I’ve ever heard

(via pizza)

kingkitsu:

smoothierox:

ifollowbadblogs:

"you’re an adult now"

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"you need to choose a career"

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"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
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(via doughnot)

 Anonymous whispered: hi how r u?

im gud n u?